*(worst possible title)
It was the year 1672 when Dutch-Spanish pirates marauded the waters of the Trinity River, near the modern day DFW metroplex. Gold was the businesss, and blood was her pay. Back then, there was no rule of law, there was only rule of cannon fire. Lives were lost at the speed of the horse.
From this time of intrigue and danger arises one of the greatest treasure stories that has ever been told. Of course, I refer to the tale of “The Texas Jewel Cat, and the Secret of Archimedes’ Treasure ”.
I’m not real sure where that was going but needles to say, we hid some BBQ rub in the wilderness, and we now challenge you, the reader, to venture into the wild, and retrieve this treasure.
Also, please don’t eat or use the BBQ rub because there’s no telling who reads this blog, and would go find it and do weird stuff to it. So just return it to us. In exhange, well give you more rub as well.
“When chiming the doorbell in France,
One judges a man by his pants
Look into the sky, and squeeze your left thigh,
You have arrived at the party to dance.
There you go. That’s it. That should be enough to lead you to it.
(it has to do with the number of fractal relationships between the odd numbered words!!)
Other small hints:
Here are the exact GPS Coordinates with a link to Google Maps:
+32° 51' 22.02", -97° 29' 9.96"
Also here are pictures of the area and final treasure hiding spot.
4 comments:
I'm gonna take a dump in the jar.
That's pretty close to the dam path that crosses Lake Worth in the Nature Refuge...where the GF and I had sex one summer beside the trail. I hope that's not the same log
did brosmoke leave a trail of red pubes to help us locate the treasure chest?
Dump, Sex and Pubes. Classic.
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